Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Good Lord, What a Mess

Well, this was a bad idea, wasn't it? I definitely bit off way more than I could chew here. There's no way I could have made this coherant and entertaining. There would have been far too many names and dates for readers to rememeber. Maybe this could have worked in a book, but it still would have been a huge challenge.

Anyway, I just didn't have enough good ideas to keep this going. There's really only two things I didn't get to that had any promise:

1. Snoopy recalled to active duty, in the hope that his WWI experience fighting the Red Baron would come in handy, and

2. Margaret Thatcher putting Nigel Mansell in charge of the Royal Army, and Mansell complaining that every battle was much more difficult than it really was.

No one was reading this blog, but if some archaeologist finds this at some distant future date, at least I gave a reason for being a big quitter.

Meanwhile, my friends, you can check out the new blog I'm starting soon, America's Notspots. I guarantee it'll be funnier than this crap, and have I ever lied to you before?

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